May 2013
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“Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness.”
– Alejandro Jodorowsky (via lyrexz)
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
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angry-cas-paper:
okay so i was in class today and when we walked in this screenshot was on the board
our teacher told us that we were doing issues surrounding mental health and she asked us to tell her what this picture could be representing. naturally i put my hand up.
“its satan”
“yes good, the man shouting could possibly be representing satan, any other ideas?”
i cant stop laughing.
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chococrunch:
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
What?! Is…is that really even possible?
Personally, I do it for myself as well as for other women :) Women notice other women’s nails and I like...
April 2013
60 posts
partycherry:
harrystylesnickgrimshaw:
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
I worry about the children of people on this website.
camuizuuki:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
THIS
OMG I hate this bitch so much like she’s the absolute worst for me and yet there’s merchandise of...
boygrimlark:
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here
Sacrifice him to Satan
no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner maybe tomorrow
I admire your ability to keep your priorities...
iguanamouth:
rudeandgingerdoctor:
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princessfreakazoid:
larry-while-were-young:
princessfreakazoid:
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
sherlock-and-spn-are-cool:
WHY DOES NO ONE DISCUSS CHRIS HARDWICK ON HERE HE IS LITERALLY THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF TUMBLR
